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aidn:

i bet if police dogs knew the police were racist they would quit

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— 1 day ago with 48345 notes

masoncheryl:

*looks at fictional character* nobody loves u more than me

(via insiideofmyhead)

— 1 day ago with 20749 notes

maliciousvokills:

ttigersjaww:

curiousitykilleddapuss:

ttigersjaww:

giving oral sex is better than receiving sometimes idk man

said by no women ever ^

literally half these notes are females

It genuinely pisses me off when a woman asks me to stop eating so she can suck… BUT I WANNA EAT. Its the best fucking thing to do, ever.

(via kalinamalia)

— 1 day ago with 10026 notes

6woofs:

Their faces, I just can’t

(via seriously-youknow)

— 1 day ago with 15604 notes
coolestbloginamerica:

I put my fish in time out because he kept trying to eat my other fish.  I hope that little fucker learned his lesson

coolestbloginamerica:

I put my fish in time out because he kept trying to eat my other fish.
I hope that little fucker learned his lesson

(via seriously-youknow)

— 1 day ago with 324403 notes

cowbellguy:

Hand jobs and blow jobs are called jobs because they’re tedious and dicks are gross. Going down on a girl is called eating out because it’s a privilege.

(via nataliesteeez)

— 1 day ago with 233570 notes
reasons why periods suck

homoish:

  • u get horny over fucking everything
  • blood
  • you fucking ruin your panties
  • fuck
  • what the hell
  • people just fucking stop
  • this list is fucking awful

(via nessagrey)

— 1 day ago with 166968 notes